You Parked

Like a Douche!

Welcome to the club.
Someone out there thinks you’re both a douche bag and hates how you parked.

But that’s OK, even if you’re a burden on society at least you’ve got a souvenir to show for it.

So I’m a Douche, What’s Next?

You clearly can’t park your car but at least there’s help out there for you.
Here’s some handy guides on how to be a less of a garbage human being.

Parallel Parking:

Parking Garages:

Parking Lots:

Sick of assholes taking up multiple spots?

Irritated when your doors can’t open in the parking garage?

Tired of ridiculous neighbors taking up the whole street?

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